Tonight is the opening night of a new disco in Bangkok. The club is supposed to be a great place, with movie stars and famous people attending. So I want to make sure I looked my sexiest, um, I mean best! So I’m wearing my micro white mini skirt and thigh high black boots. I know I’ll be dancing the night away up on the stages, so I made sure to wear a tiny pair of lace panties. See you later.

I’ll pretend you’re a football-obsessed husband and I’m the horny neglected wife. Maybe I’ll just throw away all your junk food and offer you a different kind of appetizer to take you away from the TV screen. Maybe it’s not the Friday Night game, but I’m sure you would rather score yourself.

I said it once and I’ll say it again: I love the beaches of my country. There is nothing like sitting in the warm shores of the Thai beaches and watching the sun go down, either alone or with a friend. I just wish you could be with me! Enter now!